Stand-up at the Village Underground and Fat Black Pussycat (130 W 3rd St, around the corner from the Comedy Cellar). Village Underground at 7:30, 9:30 and 11:30 PM. Fat Black Pussycat Bar at 8:30 and 10:30 PM, Lounge at 7, 9 and 11 PM. Cover $18 with a two-item minimum. See tonight’s lineup at comedycellar.com/new-york-line-up. Reservations through the Comedy Cellar.